I'm just any other osu!standard player. I don't really like using tumblr very much.
Interests: Touhou, Akuma no Riddle, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, osu! and some other things.
I draw. Sometimes.
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Reblogged from akihaotaku  62 notes
  • Family:

    So.. Do you have anyone special in your life?

  • Me:

    Nope. All is swell with this lone cactus.

  • Family:

    Aww it's because you haven't met the right guy yet.

  • Me:

    Or perhaps I'm joyful being on my own.

  • Family:

    Bah.. Such youth. You will regret saying that when you get older.

  • Me:

    Indeed. What an unimaginable state not having someone's DNA rifle penetrated into my holy grail of reproduction. Pray for me everyone. I am the ferret of humanity. Quickly, find a suitable mate or I will cease to exist without his magical scrotum.

  • Family:

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  • Me:

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  • Family:

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  • Me:

    Can you pass the salt with that, please?